Brett Stern's 99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener PDF

By Brett Stern

ISBN-10: 1452137250

ISBN-13: 9781452137254

It really is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand with out skill to open it. the following to the rescue is an integral consultant that includes ninety nine how one can get the task performed speedy utilizing something and every thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of want. images and step by step directions for every approach stroll thirsty readers throughout the paintings of beginning bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient on hand implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller laptop, police automobile, and lots of extra. Cheers!

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1. American wit and humor. I. Title. II. Title: Ninety-nine ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener. com CONTENTS INTRODUCTION 1 EDGE OF TABLE 2 DISPOSABLE LIGHTER 3 BOTTLE TO BOTTL 4 KEY 5 POCKET CHANGE 6 CORKSCREW 7 PROPANE TANK 8 BBQ GRILL 9 PACKAGED ICE COOLER 10 BEER KEG TAP 11 CURLING IRON 12 EYELASH CURLER 13 DOOR KNOCKER 14 DOOR STRIKE PLATE 15 DRUMS 16 DRUMSTICK 17 UPS TRUCK 18 FEDEX BOX 19 STAPLE REMOVER 20 LETTER OPENER 21 FILE CABINET 22 PAPER SHREDDER 23 MOVIE KIOSK (DATE NIGHT) 24 VENDING MACHINE 25 MACBOOK CHARGER 26 CAMERA 27 POOL BRIDGE 28 PING-PONG PADDLE 29 TV REMOTE CONTROL 30 FOLDING CHAIR 31 BABY CARRIAGE 32 WHEELCHAIR 33 SECURITY GATE 34 BRICK WALL 35 CHAIN-LINK FENCE 36 SURVEILLANCE SIGN 37 BICYCLE GEAR 38 BICYCLE U-LOCK 39 LOCK SHACKLE 40 ROLLERBLADE 41 SKATEBOARD 42 SKI BINDING 43 TAPE DISPENSER 44 MOVING DOLLY 45 TROPHY 46 CHEWBACCA 47 GARAGE DOOR 48 TOOL CHEST 49 CHANNELLOCK PLIERS 50 CAULKING GUN 51 SQUARE LAYOUT TOOL 52 VICE 53 HAMMER 54 NAIL 55 BELT BUCKLE 56 WATCH 57 HAND GRENADE 58 BRASS KNUCKLES 59 WATER TOWER 60 RAILROAD ANCHOR PIN 61 CANDELABRA 62 FLASK 63 BOAT ANCHOR 64 FAN 65 GOLF CLUB 66 CAR DOOR LATCH 67 HOOD ORNAMENT 68 LAWN LION 69 LAWN MOWER 70 RAKE 71 HOSE SPRAY NOZZLE 72 MANURE SHOVEL 73 AX 74 LADDER 75 CROSSWALK BUTTON 76 STOP SIGN 77 NEWSPAPER VENDING MACHINE 78 PAY PHONE 79 PARKING METER VENDING MACHINE 80 AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE 81 PARK BENCH 82 BARRICADE 83 BACKHOE 84 BULLDOZER TREAD 85 DUMPSTER 86 PORT-O-POTTY 87 URINAL 88 BATHROOM STALL HINGE 89 TRUCK LATCH 90 MOTORCYCLE 91 LAUNDRY DRYER 92 ELEVATOR 93 TIKI HEAD 94 SHOPPING CART 95 DOG COLLAR 96 FIRE HYDRANT 97 FIRE ALARM 98 HANDCUFFS 99 POLICE CAR 100 BOOK COVER Index by Method Acknowledgments About the Author “I don’t think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance.

Com. 1 EDGE OF TABLE 1 Place cap on edge of table 2 Just punch the sh*t out of it 3 Drink the rewards 2 DISPOSABLE LIGHTER 1 Hold bottle securely 2 Place bottom of lighter under cap 3 Place thumb on top of cap 4 Pry off cap 5 Drink 6 You are a professional 3 BOTTLE TO BOTTLE 1 Hold cap to cap 2 Pull apart, trying to get the bottom bottle to open first 3 Drink Beware: Due to Murphy’s Law, the top bottle usually opens first. If the beer gods are smiling on you, both beers will open without spilling a drop.

Title. II. Title: Ninety-nine ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener. com CONTENTS INTRODUCTION 1 EDGE OF TABLE 2 DISPOSABLE LIGHTER 3 BOTTLE TO BOTTL 4 KEY 5 POCKET CHANGE 6 CORKSCREW 7 PROPANE TANK 8 BBQ GRILL 9 PACKAGED ICE COOLER 10 BEER KEG TAP 11 CURLING IRON 12 EYELASH CURLER 13 DOOR KNOCKER 14 DOOR STRIKE PLATE 15 DRUMS 16 DRUMSTICK 17 UPS TRUCK 18 FEDEX BOX 19 STAPLE REMOVER 20 LETTER OPENER 21 FILE CABINET 22 PAPER SHREDDER 23 MOVIE KIOSK (DATE NIGHT) 24 VENDING MACHINE 25 MACBOOK CHARGER 26 CAMERA 27 POOL BRIDGE 28 PING-PONG PADDLE 29 TV REMOTE CONTROL 30 FOLDING CHAIR 31 BABY CARRIAGE 32 WHEELCHAIR 33 SECURITY GATE 34 BRICK WALL 35 CHAIN-LINK FENCE 36 SURVEILLANCE SIGN 37 BICYCLE GEAR 38 BICYCLE U-LOCK 39 LOCK SHACKLE 40 ROLLERBLADE 41 SKATEBOARD 42 SKI BINDING 43 TAPE DISPENSER 44 MOVING DOLLY 45 TROPHY 46 CHEWBACCA 47 GARAGE DOOR 48 TOOL CHEST 49 CHANNELLOCK PLIERS 50 CAULKING GUN 51 SQUARE LAYOUT TOOL 52 VICE 53 HAMMER 54 NAIL 55 BELT BUCKLE 56 WATCH 57 HAND GRENADE 58 BRASS KNUCKLES 59 WATER TOWER 60 RAILROAD ANCHOR PIN 61 CANDELABRA 62 FLASK 63 BOAT ANCHOR 64 FAN 65 GOLF CLUB 66 CAR DOOR LATCH 67 HOOD ORNAMENT 68 LAWN LION 69 LAWN MOWER 70 RAKE 71 HOSE SPRAY NOZZLE 72 MANURE SHOVEL 73 AX 74 LADDER 75 CROSSWALK BUTTON 76 STOP SIGN 77 NEWSPAPER VENDING MACHINE 78 PAY PHONE 79 PARKING METER VENDING MACHINE 80 AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE 81 PARK BENCH 82 BARRICADE 83 BACKHOE 84 BULLDOZER TREAD 85 DUMPSTER 86 PORT-O-POTTY 87 URINAL 88 BATHROOM STALL HINGE 89 TRUCK LATCH 90 MOTORCYCLE 91 LAUNDRY DRYER 92 ELEVATOR 93 TIKI HEAD 94 SHOPPING CART 95 DOG COLLAR 96 FIRE HYDRANT 97 FIRE ALARM 98 HANDCUFFS 99 POLICE CAR 100 BOOK COVER Index by Method Acknowledgments About the Author “I don’t think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance.

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